MSIG 2001?

WHAT THE FUCK DOES MSIG MEAN?
More notes from Mikey's stupid college friends who work cheap

What does MSIG mean? It means PUNK ROCK, that's what it means. It doesn't mean Mikey Snot Is Gay because if he's gay then his wife has some explaining to do.

MSIG stands for an idea that's bigger that the parts contained within it. Carbondale was and still is a place where people come from all over the country to go to school. When they get bored with that they go out and destroy things, i.e. themselves, and some of them, the smart ones, start playing punk rock music. One of them was Mikey Snot. That was almost 20 (gasp!) years ago. Were any of you stupid fucks even BORN in 1985? Who cares. If you're female, hot, and 18yrs or over, send nude photos. This is the Internet after all. We have our priorities straight.

So what do you mean "what the fuck happened to punk rock"? Its all right there waiting for you - always has been, always will be. There's a show tonight (Thursday) that I'm going to that is punk rock of the "I don't give a flying shit about anything" variety. That's punk rock. OK, it's not big city Chicago Punk Rock, but we all know the Chicago scene has Marc, Gar, and that's about it.

Do you need a stupid, fucked-up haircut to be punk rock? No, but it helps you get along with other stupid fucks who think likewise. It also makes you an immediate target for all the powers-that-be. My advice? Dress how you want, look how you want, smell how you want - and be prepared to face the consequences of each choice, just like everything else in life. Also, be prepared to be made fun of by those with superior intellect and fashion sense. "Short Fat Punk Girl", a little ditty by Bill Burtner and Tom Mumford, summed it up nicely:

Too much make-up and overweight
All dressed in black
I want you to be my date

Severed Heads, Ministry, and Leibach
Be my no-so-Skinny Puppy
I'll be your Revolting Cock

Short, fat punk girl
Short fat punk girl
You're lookin' so good
You're lookin' so fine

Just like drugs. Do all the fucking drugs you can get your paws on but be ready, at any given moment, to pay the price, and I don't mean $25.00 for a hit of X.I mean getting busted and harassed by cops. I mean your parents & family never trusting you again. That brand of bullshit. The price for drug use is awful high, isn't it? Jail, defamation, flogging, anal penetration - oh wait, that comes in prison. You get the picture. No? Then why the fuck are you reading this, anyway? Chances are you are fucked up right now - way to go! I'll bet you hate your family because your step-father sodomized you with a bullwhip and a pitchfork. Rest assured that a good number of people pay top dollar for that kind of treatment in Honk Kong. They pay extra to have someone's dad do it. You're getting it awful cheap, I think. Be proud.

While you're here make sure and sign the stupid fucking guestbook - and say something clever while you're at it. No, "GG Allin and my mom butt fucked. I have it on video" is neither original nor clever. Just stupid, like fucking GG Allin was himself. What? Snot has no guestbook? Maybe because he's afraid of all the bull dykes that will rain down on him like so many buckets of wolf's blood he can dream up. Mikey does dream wolf's blood. I'm pretty sure of that one.

Oh yea - one more thing: "hate the government" is really punk rock too, isn't it? Like we all live in a big fucking C.R.A.S.S album or something. Get real - you live with the fucking government you elect, and sitting on your ass and voting once in awhile and writing stupid political diatribes on Web sites like MSIG will get you abso-fucking-lutely nowhere real fast. ANARCHY ANARCHY ANARCHY!!! If any of those fuckers ever lived in an anarchist society, they'd never live through the first pillaging of the Aqua-Net factory. Boo-fucking-who. Get fucking real and realize that we live in a very turbulent world where most people in the world go without McDonalds, where reading a newspaper is against the law, and shitting behind a bush is the regular operating proceedure, thankyouverymuch.

Enough from me. I write professionally so this is costing Snot a fucking bundle. Invoice is in the mail, buddy.



Cheers!

Taz

See you all in Hell

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