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Paris Hilton: Media Slut or American Karma

Wednesday March 21, 2007, Neal
I just watch an interview with John Hargrave of zug.com, a prank site. He claims to have pranked the super bowl. He said that all he needed to do to get through the security was to be a white man, in a suit, talking loud on a bluetooth head set, with a clip broad in his hand. If true it is the best example of social engineering that I have heard of. The prank (if true) consisted of a bunch of necklace lights that he passed out that were supposed to spell out Prince but actually spelled out zug.com. Did this really happen, if so did anybody even notice it or realize it was a prank? This happened right after the Cartoon Network mistaken bomb scare. Which was such a joke because it caused a major security crisis.

It’s not the prank that’s important here it’s the fact that they got through security and nobody noticed. Why do people get so upset over a boob and don’t care about the break in security. Why, because there wasn’t a talking point that told us how to think. When Janet Jackson showed her boob, with her nipple covered, I was told how to think so I knew it was bad. Wait a minute here, did I just write that seeing boobs are bad, that couldn’t be right. Am I being lied to? Well the answer is yes as most of the people reading this know. As I said during Bush’s first state of the union address, “why aren’t his pants on fire”? Well times aren’t changing and as CNN Headline News stated "2007 is the year of the bad girl" instead of reporting real news. We’ve gone from seeing Janet Jackson’s boob=bad to worshiping Paris Hilton the queen of nipple slips and her friends, as long as they go into rehab every once in a while=good (well nipple slip doe s =good but I’m a prev or just a dude, it’s all the same). One thing remains the same we aren’t safer. So who is a bigger threat to you and your families’ safety, bad girls like Paris Hilton, The Cartoon Network or George W. Bush? Whatever the rest of 2007 has in store for us it won’t be boring and beware of news that distracts you from the real issues.

Neal