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Why Hesh thought maybe I should get my teeth kicked in, before letting me off because the People's Front of Judea cut me some slack.

July 17, 2007 ... Buzz Fugazi

Why Hesh thought maybe I should get my teeth kicked in, before letting me off because the People's Front of Judea cut me some slack.

Larvester Gaither, Steve Parmenter, and Paul Matalonis recruited me into Jesse Jackson For President '88. I dropped out of highschool as a 16 year old in 1980 and it gave me a four year perspective on what the American economy looked like from the bottom up. In the time before I got my GED and went off to college, I did monotonous work with heavy machinery, was a shipping/receiving clerk in scrap metal warehouses, flipped burgers, pulled parts off of chickens, joined the Marine Corps, drove a cab and sold records and guitars.

My main contribution to the Jesse Jackson campaign was creating canvass lit (I also tried unsuccessfully to recruit punk rockers at the Lost Cross House, but it took a couple of different Bush Administrations before Punk subculture mobilized to the '04 levels and today's ever increasing level). I took a bunch of Jesse-isms from various handouts and consolidated them on one sheet. The line about Hymie-town wasn't included, because it wasn't on any of the official campaign statements and hadn't yet appeared in the newspapers. Even when it did, he didn't lose my vote. I've told racist jokes and used the language of the streets many times, so I'm not in a position to write people off because they are low class. I can be pretty low class, too. I learned in Cicero, IL and Jacksonville, FL just how annoying ghetto can be as just an attitude without the guns. I've been that annoying. I''ve done my jive-ass impersonation of Jesse many times, but I don't do that anymore... mostly I did it in the years immediately after the Hymie Town comment. Not that it stopped my grandfather for disowning me for a few years. I'm pleased to say Papa and I made peace and we spent a fair amount of time together in the couple of years before he died in 2001, a little more than a week before 9/11.

Papa volunteered with me while I was a student organizer for Bobby Rush in 2000, It was great. Politics drove us apart, somewhat, and then it brought us back together. My grandfather took care of my grandma while she was dying from Alzheimers, so he appreciated Rush being a champion of perscription drug coverage for seniors. Being a volunteer for Jackson helped me get into the Democratic Campaign Management program which empowered me with the knowledge of how to build campaigns from scratch with little or no money. It gave me the opportunity to meet Bobby Rush and Barack Obama, and many other Civil Rights veterans and community organizers.

Someone suggested that putting this canvass lit together for the Jackson campaign might be sufficient grounds for getting my teeth kicked in, and I've experienced many other charming remarks from whitey with regards to my political work with Candidates of Color or causes involving Citizens of Color. Sometimes, if I have the energy, I might try to remind them what country we live in, the Preamble to the US Constitution, the Declaration of Independence. I sometimes compare our imperfect system with other less perfect systems and try to convince them that Freedom and Justice for All are very noble words and maybe if we can't quite live up to their Platonic perfection, we might nudge just a bit closer. As one song goes... we can try, try- try... a little tenderness. A little heart for this Democratic experiment, this radical concept of a Government For The People and By The People... Government by Informed Consent of the Governed.

Here are the words which maybe I deserve to get my teeth kicked in for putting on canvass lit. They are all quotes from Jesse Jackson. I still like the message and the original typos remain!

Jesse Jackson For President '88

EDUCATING THE NEXT GENERATION

Education is not a dispensable social program. It is a defense act. Any nation that spends 55 cents of every federal income tax dollar for the military an only 2 cents for education has to reorder its priorities.

PROTECTING OUR ENVIRONMENT

If a foreign power poisoned our air with acid rain, dumped toxic waste in our water supply, and then took over the living space from our wildlife, we'd see this as a threat to our national security. But we are doing this to ourselves and it must stop.

THE JACKSON DOCTRINE

Regional conflicts should not be viewed through a lens clouded by superpower politics, but for what they really are---struggles against poverty, illiteracy, and for self-determination. The Reagan Doctrine has failed. Our Third World relations must be based on a new doctrine, the Jackson Doctrine.

The time has come where either we freeze nuclear weapons or burn the people and freeze the planet.

INVESTING IN AMERICA

When New York City teetered on the brink of bankruptcy, the Federal government provided guarentees to pension funds and use American savings to reinvest in America. It won't cost anything to do it; it will be very costly if we do not.

MEETING ALL OF OUR HEALTH CARE NEEDS

To be a good and a great nation--not just a strong nation--we must provide basic health coverage to all Americans. Only the US and South Africa, of the industrialized nations of the world, do not have some form of national health care for all their citizens.

The illness of AIDS is a challenge to modern technology and to our health system. The fact of AIDS is a challenge to modern compassion and to modern behavior. The reality of AIDS is a challenge to our present, and to our future.

We are the Students for Jackson, and we need your help. After having placed the only student on the ballot in the local Democratic primary, we are establishing an office at the Interfaith Center and need assistance staffing, fundraising, and canvassing in Carbondale. Please contact Larvester Gaither (XXX-XXXX) or Steve Parmenter (XXX-XXXX). Thank You.

During that time I was searching and experimenting with One Big Cure for what was wrong with me and what was wrong with society. I never thought Jesse Jackson was the cure, but I thought promoting his campaign would push the Democrat party to the left, far to the left... all the way into the center. It worked and a Democratic centrist won the Presidential Election in '92