Madonna Sure Is Gorgeous

My girl is what we in the mental health trade refer to as a 'Madonnaholic'. She actually said she'd fuck Guy Ritchie to fuck Madonna, and she's completely hetero, so this was a rather peculiar affirmation of her sexuality. Needless to say, she pulled every string in the industry to put us in the exact seats she wanted to maximize her Madonna contact for not one but two nights in a row.

Great. Thank Satan that week was marked by Slayer, NOFX, The Epoxies, Buzzcocks, joan jett, and a slew of other bands to cleanse my palette from the Queen of Pop. But fuck it, it's Madonna, and I'd fuck her too, so I was curious.

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