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Mikey Snot Is Great
ohhhhh, Cana-duh!

01/24/06, Mikey Snot



What is going on? Canada, wake the fuck up. You have been looking down on us since this dolt stole his way into the white house and now you are about to start down the path to the dark side with your election of your winger, I mean "conservative" candidate. Not sure if you have been paying attention to what is going on here in the former free country of the United States since we got "conservatism", so let me fill you in on what a "conservative" run nation is like, all after 5 short years. To think I actually entertained the idea of moving to your country as a way out of the dictatorship that is percolating in my country. Silly me.

Kiss the 12 years in a row budget surplus Bye-Bye. Fiscal responsibility is not what a conservative administration will bring to the table. You wanted to end the corruption that was going on in your government. So you voted out the guys that actually know how to balance the nations check book, to a guy that states he is going to "reform" government. Good luck on that one too. Heard that before and now things are worse. Of course the guy that was going to bring honor and integrity to the white house, meant that he wasn't going to get blowjobs from young interns. Fiscal responsibility, transparency and equal rights for all, be damned.

Oppose the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan? Well, that will change too. Go on Hoosier grab your rifle and kill some terrorists, not that I am mad you might be joining the "war", it is just our soldiers need help. I'm sure old Georgie boy will lift those lumber tariffs, if your country "sacrifices" your poor too. It is good for the economy remember!

This is just for starters, but I have one more question for you? Did you guys get some of those fake voting machines that count votes for one guy and not the other like we have here? Did any big boxes with ES&S or Diebold show up at the conservative parties HQ, with a ribbon and bow with a note stating "With Love, regards, Karl Rove"

Sieg Heil!