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Anna Nicholes' Corpse


03/03/07, Mikey Snot
No, it is not a name of my new band. I call dibs by the way. I would say that I don't want to be disrespectful of someone's life like that but this circus show on the MSM and her "family's" feud over her dead body already beat me to it. I am just amazed at how one big breasted, Playboy bunny, model, TV celebrity's death could muster this much publicity, while our soldiers deaths sometimes in the double digits for the weekend toll get just a footnote and referred to as "troops". I believe over 20 of them died last weekend.

Gee, I wonder where her family will bury her corpse?????

Enquiring minds want to know!

Do we really need an in-depth coverage of what was inside her body when she died or for that matter, what was in her refrigerator? The blow-by-blow coverage of her self serving "family" members fighting over her wealth and where to bury her dead body, custody of child, etc. All that money and fame and to end like this, frozen in a meat locker. How long will they drag this story along? I don't know, because I won't watch.

So come on. This isn't news. It is total BS.

Hey! Lets talk about BS! So we don't have to talk about how Bush's uncle is profiting off of this war. That little tidbit off news got page 23 in the Chicago Tribune. I'm sure it would have been different if their name were, ohhh; say Clinton, or Obama, or Michael Moore! It would be front-page news for a week.

Or how about the fact that the media doesn't want to talk about the middle class that can afford to leave Iraq is pouring into neighboring countries. A million displaced Iraqi's. Great way to stabilize and bring Democracy to the region Bush! Turn everyone into refugees. Great Plan!

Do these Bush's know no shame?

The realities of this Republican war are quickly forgotten by an over saturated population that has no grip on reality, who are bombarded daily with weapons of mass distraction. They do not have the attention span to retain information that does not pertain to gossip of some celebrity lifestyles. The Bush supporters hide their heads in the sand and play the blame game. Republican shill pundit Charles Krauthammer is now blaming the war in Iraq on John Murtha, can't wait to their lobotomized minions try and mimic and explain that one.

Of course Senator Murtha is just a scapegoat, Charlie's deflecting criticism away from the commander and chief and now casting it on the Majority party that has been in command for 2 months of a four year old war. In his latest article he keeps going on and on about "winning". Winning, what? Please explain Charlie, but he doesn't.

Look Charlie, the war was lost back in 2003, when the pretend president strutted around in a flight suit and then later declared Mission Accomplished, without accomplishing anything. It was lost the minute some idiot thought Shock and Awe was a good way to wins the hearts and minds of the people you are conquering, err I mean liberating. It was lost the minute the munitions dumps weren't secured and chaos was allowed to happen and allowed the looting of the nations antiquities. It was lost the minute you fired all the workers and imported low wageworkers from other under developed nations. It was lost the minute the real president stated the insurgents were in their Last Throes.

So it goes.

The Iraqi's spotted you a year to deliver your promise to bring democracy to Iraq and your administration fixed things for the worst. The Bush administration claims "everything" is great in Iraq, but they are not lying. Everything in Iraq is great for their war profiteering companies. For the Private Military Corps. For Halliburton and Dick Cheney. For the Bush Crime family and their Neo-cons friends who devised this mess with their Project for a New American Century.

Hey everyone Anna Nichole Smith is dead. Queue music. Fade to black.