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04/15/05, Mikey Snot

So, here we are. 2005. Another stolen election. No accountability by the administration. Tom DeLay, prick. Corrupt asshole, crying foul. Waaaa, the liberal media elite is picking on me because I am soooo fucking virtuous. What a lark. I mean come on Mr. DDT. Get real. Terri Schiavo, my savior. Even my father fell for it. "But Michael Schiavo denied her an MRI and PET scan", my father barks. That bastard.... His wife has been in an vegetative state for 15 years, no change in her condition, cerebral cortex is spinal fluid and DeLay is using her lifeless body as a shield against scrutiny. His corruption is making Nixon look like a saint....and now a world poll shows that George Bush on a scale of 1 to 10 is a friking two. He couldn't even excited a convict, not that it helps to be sexy to be president, but, what the fuck do people see in these simpletons and this party of greedy crooks. How the fuck did these guys win???? Who the fuck voted for these jags? Whoooo? You are the problem. Winger....

Which brings me to this point of this blog. I am sick of watching TV present winger Bloggers as legitimate news sources while bashing and labeling the left and other progressives bloggers as traitors, conspiracy theorists, and UFO watchers. Well, I for one, am sick. I am sick. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of the wingers and their hypocrisy. Sick of the TV pundits feeding my parents bullshit. Like Pavlov dogs they bark in unison at any mere mention of Bill or Hilary Clinton, Micheal Moore or Howard Dean names. Like they are able to refute facts of this administrations corruption by labeling it Liberal bias, or deflection tactics like, "well Bill Clinton did it too", or my favorite, "Well they are all crooks". No they are not all crooks. When I ask a winger why they believe this shit, all I get is the spoon fed information that is pounded into them daily by Insanity, Limpdick and O'Liely. It doesn't hold water. You scratch below the surface and there is nothing there and they are left to looking at me, shaking their marble filled heads and insult ME, that I am the uninformed one. Fuck you winger. You make me sick.

All I ask of you Winger is this simple thing. One fact. Have the same set of scrutiny that you had when Bill Clinton was being Impeached, for LYING ABOUT A FUCKING BLOW JOB IN THE WHITE HOUSE! Have the same set of scrutiny when Chimp boy has to go under the 911 commission, NOT under OATH, with his partner in crime Dick Cheney holding his hairy little hand. Have the same set of scrutiny when Insanity screams "BILL CLINTON DID NOTHING TO GET OSAMA BIN LADEN FOR 8 YEARS", Well the towers are gone, 3000 people are dead and the simple one hasn't done anything for 5 fucking years. Where is the outrage now, huh winger?

Honesty and integrity my ass.

It is my birthday today, I am 39. I hope I am still around to see these assholes removed from office, and charged for their crimes against humanity, their assets seized and justice returned to this nation. I am not holding my breath.