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05/13/07, Mikey Snot
Jerry Falwell has finally met his demise and Satan has come to collect. I am hoping his personal hell is a room full of poor, naked, gay males with dark skin to spend eternity with in eternal bliss.

Jerry was a monger of hate who spread his vile messages of intolerance and greed on TV and through his faux University. Jerry Falwell has died today at the age of 73. Once again proving only the good die young.

Falwell has been a pimple on this nations ass for over three decades now, spreading disinformation and hate to his naive minions, guaranteeing them salvation if they follow his "words" and the words of "god". He claims he speaks for Christ and god but only vile garbage came out. He spread hypocritical messages masked with the word of "god" to unsuspecting republican voters harking back to the days of Reagan. He was not the first televangelist to prey on the weak, bigoted and insecure, but he was by far the most powerful, second to Pat Robertson.

Hey God, do you have room at purgatory for one more???? The guy is giving the "simpleton in chief" the "God's Grace" to the invade Iran just like the "talks" before invading Iraq.

Just asking.

This man was paraded out on a regular basis as a spokesman of "god" on the weekends fake news talk shows. I would shriek in horror at the ghoul like face that was broadcast weekly on our "peoples" airwaves. He was good at what he did, deflect criticism away from the extreme radical evangelical right wing of the republican party and scapegoat minorities, feminists, illegal aliens and homosexuals. He spread the blame very well on the blameless. His message was clear, Republicans = good, everyone else = bad.

Where was his the love and tolerance? I will tell you where. He loved and tolerated the rich, white, and powerfully connected males of this country and told his minions the faults of the world were to be blamed on the weak and powerless.

He lived an extravagant lifestyle, tax free, raking in millions from duped god fearing sheep. He preyed like a vulture on other TV evangelists too, grabbing up their flock as their legal flim-flam empires unfolded. There he was there for such other godly men like Jimmy Swaggart, and Jim Baker, not to cleanse their souls but to steal their congregations. I really cannot stand this flavor of religion, it reminds me of the false prophet quote of St. Matthew in the bible.
"For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."
ST. Matthew 24:24


So in parting, I have collected a few parting quotes of intolerance for you to chew on for prosperity's sake. I have never wished the death of anyone, nor do I wish for people to die.

But in this case, I will shed no tear.

AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals. -- Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior. -- Jerry Falwell, Listen, America!

And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, "You helped this happen." -- Rev Jerry Falwell, blaming civil libertarians, feminists, homosexuals, and abortion rights supporters for the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, quoted from John F Harris, "God Gave US 'What We Deserve,' Falwell Says," The Washington Post (September 14, 2001)

It appears that America's anti-Biblical feminist movement is at last dying, thank God, and is possibly being replaced by a Christ-centered men's movement which may become the foundation for a desperately needed national spiritual awakening. -- Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

Yes there is one less asshole in the world today.

Thank God.