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Moronic Simpletons Into Gitmo

08/09/05, Mikey Snot


One critique I have received is that I do not blog often enough.. Yeah, Yeah, you've heard that one already...

A good friend of mine has the same affliction I have. Republican family members. Now there is nothing wrong with being "republican", it is just this brand or cult of blind allegiance Republican'ts that are all over the place. Having them as family members is hard enough, but when they start to send you propaganda articles from the right wing echo chamber of disinformation all the time and acting like it is gospel, well it just gets to you, and not in the way wingers "think" it gets to us... no need to explain this too you if you know what I mean.

Well this email had a link to Rush's lame ass site of trolls. My friends cousin is a ditto head. If Rush told him to eat shit because that is what he does, the ditto head would eat shit. That is the problem with ditto heads, they eat shit, not the physical fecal matter, excrement, but proverbial bullshit on a daily basis. They eat shit and they don't even know it. Sad, really. But this email had a link to Rusty's site with the phrase, "I always knew Mickey was a republican" and a link to the site titled, "Club Gitmo". At first it didn't sink in to what they were referring too. Like the curious pud that I am, I followed the link to come to page six of "Club Gitmo"... Send in your picture of you posing with your $19.95 "official Club Gitmo" shirt on and we will add you to the web page. Not only that! But wait there is more, they have Club Gitmo soap on the rope, coffee mugs, baseball caps and my favorite.. for $39.95, Club Gitmo polo shirts! Oh joy.

I see a group of about 10-15 people all standing around a guy at Disney dressed in a Mickey Mouse costume. Now you could barely see the shirt he is wearing let alone pick him out of the 10-15 people standing next to Mickey. Ooh, there he is the bald guy.. The sad part is, Mickey is a cartoon character, almost like the guy he supports for president. A character, a puppet of sorts. Now there is some kid in this costume, probably sweating his balls off, making minimum wage and this ditto head is projecting his political beliefs on a kid in a plastic costume. I am sure the ditto head is proud of that picture. I really doubt Mickey cared what he was wearing, since he probably took hundreds of the same shots that day with other visitors, but enough of my conjecture.

What is irking my balls is that these fucking dumb asses are taking pictures of themselves in these "Club Gitmo" shirts like it is some fucking joke. It is a fucking joke to them that we are torturing possibly innocent people. Innocent people that we were supposed to be liberating. Innocent people, who in our countries name are being treated like shit there and these fucks are mocking it like it is a joke? A fucking Fraternal prank! Hah, hah. Real funny, you guys are fucking hilarious. HEH-Heee-ohhh-hahahahhhh....mmmmmmn..

I scan several pages of these photos, lots a super white fat fucks, with bad tattoos, dressed like they shop at wal-mart for their latest fashion trend, T-shirts and bright colored fat pants, with shit eating grins on their fucking ingorant faces. I'm looking at them. Mocking the U.S.A.'s reputation. Mocking the torture. Mocking the corruption. Mocking the disrespect for human life. Mocking the fact that we are turning the world against us. They are mocking this country and they are to fucking ignorant to see it...

The joke, I guess is that they are all in front of democratic icons, the DNC headquarters, Senate office building, precinct storefronts, etc... There is one person in front of Dick Durban's Senate office.."Now that is Irony" my wife mocks back in return..

So this is what it comes to. Propaganda. How do we turn this bad PR chain of events into something that the simpletons of society, you know the ones with the most to loose, but are to ignorant to realize it, into nothing. How do we turn this black eye into a box of chocolates, or flowers.. whatever other neo-conesque analogy they could muster. I know! We tell them that it is a Club Med and these people "LIKE" being there. Make it into a resort, yeah that is it, a Club Gitmo. Ok, so maybe it didn't happen just like that, but there it is. Rush's spin is it is a club med, where you are held without due process, against your free will, deprived of freedom, hooded, isolated not once ever having your time in court to hear the charges against you and have an attorney there to represent you. This is Club Med? This is Democracy? Welcome to George Fucking Bush's republican utopia.

America....?

Old Rusty, with his legal team in tow should request to go there to serve his time. IF he is ever prosecuted for his drug crimes. I'm not holding my breath here...

Better yet, I suggest all you fucking dittoheads go there for vacations! Or maybe even Iraq! Kabul! What fun, DAD! This is just like my days in my college fraternity... I am getting a hood placed on my head and stripped naked!

What fun!

Heeeeere come the dogs!

I look at these faces, and I picture them wetting their pants, crying like newborn babies, if this happened to them in say, Nigeria, Russia, Pakistan or China..."BUT, I am an AMERICAN" they would be sobbing. Booohoooo..... Especially the turd with the "gonna mess with me" look on his face, with the bad tattoo, that looks more like a bruise than anything even worth inking on your arm.

Have we as americans, lost all sense of decency? Apparently if you are a ditto head.....