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11/1/06, Mikey Snot

The president just signed last week a bill that would grant him the power to declare martial law if there is any civil disobedience or civil unrest in America, land of the free.

We are a week away from the elections, and the Democratic party is polling high and may take both House and Senate. Good luck that will be the final out come

Karl Rove claims the "polls" he is looking at are telling a different story. And gets all pissy pants about it, when asked to explain himself on why he believes that.

Kerry makes an analogy about the Vietnam War, Bush's bravery during so said war, Bush's intelligence on getting us in another Vietnam anlagous to Iraq. The analogy goes over everyone's head in analogy land and the repugs jump on it since they have nothing else and grandstand that Kerry should apologize for calling the troops stupid and when he really was calling the president stupid.

Why is it that Republicans can make bad analogies but don't get bad analogies when they are made about them.

But, no outrage by the Liberal Media when Bushed Joked at a brown shirt rally about the "weapons of mass destruction have to be somewhere" while looking under the Oval office desk. Hah hah.

George Bush finger waves at Kerry for insulting the troops, but ignores his total ignorance about the mess he grandiosely created in Iraq and plans for more of his version of winning in other countries that his cronnies want to build pipelines over.

Mr. Bush, you stated we are at war, why would you be concerned about domestic civil disobedience if your agenda is best for America? And I thought only Congress could declare war? And they did not declare war, nor did you ask them to.

Is it that your political parties handlers are planning to fix another election, and you are preparing for protests? Outrage to your regime, your incompetence, your arrogance?

I know you didn't fix the election, you are not even qualified to bag my groceries, Let alone do any complicated thought process like world domination.

Do you plan on declaring martial law?

Were you told that was "best for America"?

Did God tell you, that, or did you tell yourself that and you thought god told you that?

Do you think Cheney is god, or Karl Rove, or do you all take turns playing God? Who's on top?

What does God think of you?

My guess is, not much.