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Moronic Simpleton into Greed

12/02/05, Mikey Snot

Well he's back. No, not the terminator, the bloviator. Months ago I wrote about my outrage over his Club Gitmo antics, the way he bilked money for totally trashy garb that mocks the abuse and torture perpetrated in the US name, under the guise of the war on terror. Well he has really out down it this time. Once again his ignorant minions have fallen for his tripe again, opening up their checkbooks to the 30 million dollar buffoon.

The new scam is called Adopt a Soldier. No, they are not pledging to take care of our fallen soldiers families, or help out with rehab to all those coming home with limbs left in Iraq. No money to support groups of Iraq occupation and genocide victims on both sides of this farce. No pledge to wipe the bottoms of armless soldiers or hug the children of dead soldiers. No, he is bilking money for get this, his newsletter. I shit you not. His fucking newsletter. This pig is already blasted all day on Arms Forces Radio, without any competition or alternate voices from the progressive left to counter his "opinions as fact" radio show. Now he is feigning victim hood, by claiming that the radical arm of the left wing of the Democratic party is trying to silence his righteous voice on Arms Forces Radio. Well besides not being true, not that he ever speaks the "truth", they were just trying to get an alternate opinion on AFR, with the Ed Schultz Show airing after his. Now only Lintball would find this threatening, of course. Obviously, the truth hurts. Especially his ratings.

So now he is getting these fools, I mean patriots to honor our troops by sending them a free subscription to his newsletter. Now I am not sure how often they receive these but they are free for the soldiers but cost money for the sponsors. Isn't he nice. I must mention that there is a 15% discount on these subscriptions. Isn't he nice. For only 49.95 you could sponsor a soldier, and give them Rush' words of wisdom. If they weren't already messed up from this war, I am sure they will be after they read his "version" of "truth".

So if Rush has has over 3 million listeners and if only 10% of them sign on to this crass commercialism of war profiteering, that would be 300,000 subscriptions. Even though there are only 150,000 soldiers in our two theaters of war, so only if we say only 5% sign on, which will make it 150,000 subscriptions, Rush will make almost 7.492 million dollars.

Moronic simpleton into greed for sure. And once again, just like Vietnam, he will have sacrificed nothing, exactly what his newsletter is worth.